Greetings Agent B.,
I must say I found your response to my challenge quite amusing. Did you enjoy looking after food expiration dates? I hope so.
So, we went to a carnival party right? And what did we find there? Assholes dressed like clones? Well, close, but we also saw some pretty amazing disguises. So I bring you the list of the top non-asshole disguises (because the other way around might hurt some feelings):
1. Those guys who were dressed up like Snow white and the seven dwarfs. Totally kicked some asses! Unfortunally I don’t have in my possession any picture of them, but you know what I’m talking about.
2. The Dragon Ball costumes. They were AWESOME! Don’t you agree? But they didn’t make the top because the men dressed like Snow white was really sexy don’t you agree?RRAAWW
3. On this we have Alfredo, the real Alfredo. It really looked like freaking Marylin Manson!
4. The dead riding. What a set of make-up can do to people.
5. The joker. Make-up on this case could be improved, but the moony look was awesome.
6. The nigga Amélia. Did you seen her? Between the afro hair full of hair clips and the face painted black, I only recognized her when I look REAL close.
7. The cow. No description added.
8. The pimps. Fake moustaches failed but the hair pulled back had its look.
9. Sailormoon/sailor. It would reach a higher number on the list if it had came with the magic stick and blond hair. But lets not speak of blond hair.
10. The non-muscle imperor. Hmm a little bit of fat here and there would not hurt.
11. The pirate. Hats and feathers can be a burden. Perhaps the clone next time.
12. This spot is reserved to all who weren’t dressed.
13. Us! Who can honestly say that we looked like Luna Lovegood and Ben Harper? Hun? We really make the bottom of the list. Next time, we should dress like clones, or football table players, or travesties. No wait, I kinda looked like one…
So here it goes:
A package would be delivered to you by someone who shares similar DNA with you. In that package you will find different types of chewing gum: Trident, Trex, Gorila, Chiclets ICE, Happydent and several types of Bubblicious. Your mission is to tell me which of these brands are more delightful to chew and which of them makes the bigger bubble. You choose how to present the challenge. Good luck on damaging the molars.
Your challenge ends on 10/03 at 13PM.
Be safe, be well, eat fruit and remember: Opening an umbrella when its windy might get you in trouble.
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