For this round you give me a challenge quite different. As usual I tried to do something very different than you originally ask. In fact is something common between you and me, when I ask you about the worst disguises for carnival I was hoping that you talk about the pijamas’ couple who was having sex on “Eris” (they were much more scary than we), but you have accomplish success in a very funny way.
For this time my first idea was to try fill chewing bubbles with Helium and make them fly. But that didn’t work because I spent all my money in something you going to know later in this post. And Helium isn’t something easy to find in a pharmacy or a mercenary. (In fact now I remember that I didn’t search for it in “Pingo-Doce”, I should have remembered that singer from theirs commercial, she was on helium when she sang that beautiful song).
Because of that, for this time I’m only going to write a simple list regarding the 10 best gums. “Ten?” you now are thinking - “it was only 8 types of gum in that box how this s*cker is going to make a top10 with only 8 gums?” - The answer my child is – The chicken could not fly, but the dodos cannot longer live either! (Probably an “wait for it…” was more funny and effective but a lot less original).
10 – The mystery gum. From the chewing delivery, I don’t know how, but I lose one of them. So I must say that I do not enjoy much gums that run from the people!
9 – Chiclets ICE Peppermint. Even there was two of them in the box they really didn’t have convinced me. They taste really god, but, they also are a bit small, so, is more difficult to make a bubble with them. But I still must say that theirs size is cool if you like to chew during classes. (But if you really want to be a rebel try to sleep during a class sitting on the first row right in front of the teacher).
8 – Bubblicious strawberry. Nothing special about this one. As you have said the bubbles are a important item for evaluation. And the reason that makes this one the number 8 is my opinion about bubblicious’ gum, they make the better bubbles.
7 and 6 – Happydent mint and “cool weed”(oO). Two gums with a good flavor but I don’t like their bubbles. Not consistent enough to fill with helium and also a little problematic for people with dental prosthesis or invisible braces.
5 – Bubblicious Crunchy. A very different gum with a texture very funny, and like all bubblicious: “that blind (because of the glasses) cat has cool bubbles waiting for you!!!”
4 – Bubblicious Lemon and Black Cherries. The coolest gum of the list!!! I never have tried this one before, and it was a really good surprise. Make black bubbles is awesome!!! And the acid flavor is good for people who don’t like gums too sweet.
3 – Gum statues. I know they weren’t in the box. But they are really amazing and I couldn’t have made a gums post without writing something about them.
2 – GORILA. Bubblicious’ bubbles are cool and gum statues are amazing but gorila…. They are f*cking EPIC!!!! The real “old time gum”. I know them since I remember and I hope they stay as they are forever. Very hard in the beginning but softer and softer as you continue to chew, and the flavor begins very discreet but then it starts to be more intense. And don’t forget that they are the only ones who give you collectible cartoons. Really AWESOME!
1 – For this position a surprise!!! "The best gum in the world" (and the worst song too). A song made by me and a accomplice from Coimbra, who has great voice for playing drums!!!! You gonna like it! (the pictures).
To finalize, I hope that was (not) what you were expecting for this challenge.
See you on round 3
KISS
P.S.: I really hope you're not thinking to fail the selection post.
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