Carnival list

Greetings Agent B.,
I must say I found your response to my challenge quite amusing. Did you enjoy looking after food expiration dates? I hope so.

So, we went to a carnival party right? And what did we find there? Assholes dressed like clones? Well, close, but we also saw some pretty amazing disguises. So I bring you the list of the top non-asshole disguises (because the other way around might hurt some feelings):

1. Those guys who were dressed up like Snow white and the seven dwarfs. Totally kicked some asses! Unfortunally I don’t have in my possession any picture of them, but you know what I’m talking about.




2. The Dragon Ball costumes. They were AWESOME! Don’t you agree? But they didn’t make the top because the men dressed like Snow white was really sexy don’t you agree?RRAAWW



3. On this we have Alfredo, the real Alfredo. It really looked like freaking Marylin Manson!



4. The dead riding. What a set of make-up can do to people.



5. The joker. Make-up on this case could be improved, but the moony look was awesome.



6. The nigga Amélia. Did you seen her? Between the afro hair full of hair clips and the face painted black, I only recognized her when I look REAL close.


7. The cow. No description added.



8. The pimps. Fake moustaches failed but the hair pulled back had its look.



9. Sailormoon/sailor. It would reach a higher number on the list if it had came with the magic stick and blond hair. But lets not speak of blond hair.


10. The non-muscle imperor. Hmm a little bit of fat here and there would not hurt.


11. The pirate. Hats and feathers can be a burden. Perhaps the clone next time.


12. This spot is reserved to all who weren’t dressed.


13. Us! Who can honestly say that we looked like Luna Lovegood and Ben Harper? Hun? We really make the bottom of the list. Next time, we should dress like clones, or football table players, or travesties. No wait, I kinda looked like one…




So here it goes:
A package would be delivered to you by someone who shares similar DNA with you. In that package you will find different types of chewing gum: Trident, Trex, Gorila, Chiclets ICE, Happydent and several types of Bubblicious. Your mission is to tell me which of these brands are more delightful to chew and which of them makes the bigger bubble. You choose how to present the challenge. Good luck on damaging the molars.

Your challenge ends on 10/03 at 13PM.

Be safe, be well, eat fruit and remember: Opening an umbrella when its windy might get you in trouble.

Sit back and relax. It´s time for some music and movie.

And for the 2nd round Agent B. proudly presents..... Spoon

The Underdog from Spoon on Vimeo.

This is a song from their 2007 album - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga (not joking) - and his name is Underdog. (my first idea was present the new single "Written In Reverse" but I like more this one)

I don't really know if you already have heard about this band, so I'm gonna write a little thing about them anyway.

Spoon is a indie rock band from Texas, they play together since 1994 and they have 7 albums, 7 EPs, 4 compilations and a lot of singles. (Wikipedia - such a wonderful place). And they have played in Portugal at the legendary edition of Paredes de Coura 2007. AWESOME!!!

And they appear in Alfredo's Project 2nd round because they have a new album - Transference.

2nd Round!!! Time for some blood!!! (or just tuna sandwich)

Greetings Agent H.

It's time now for you're second challenge.

Carnival!!! Time for music, costumes, party and...... wait for it....... ASSHOLES!!!!

What do you say to a friend that, after he comes to a carnival party and people ask why he isn't masked, he says "look at my wrists! is a bar-code I'm a clone." The answer is: "Try to enjoy the view after I push you from that bridge!!!"

So, after this awkward moment, you're mission is: Investigate and chose, in you're opinion the 13 worst disguises of all." And remember creativity and a good sense of humor could be precious for you to accomplish this mission.

You're deadline is 13 P.M. of 24/02

Good luck, reporting

KISS

P.S.: João Jardim could read you're post and if he don't like.... he could rape you're future kids.
P.P.S: I have to thank Soulstrider for the last one.
P.P.P.S: I exhausted all "things" in the last post. So this is a things' free post.

The Legendary Post

Greetings Agent H.

I guess it's time for me to show you some work. And there they are!!! The 10 fantastic expiration dates. The pictures were taken from a cellphone, so the quality isn't so good.

Where is number 10?!?

I hope you enjoyed

KISS

Music and movie selection time

Greetings Agent B.,

So I finally registered on IMDb, and i must say I haven't really got the full picture of it.

Anyways, for the movie, i bring you "Whip it", directed by Drew Barrymore, with Ellen Page as the main character (you will realise that i'm an ellen page stalker..just saying..)




IMDb has a 7.3 on this one, I gave it 9 (and did you know that who rated the highest marks were girls? so by that, you guess the content of the movie already...)

And for the music, I have the soundtrack of the movie, which is quite "listenable"



Here's the trailer:




Be well

P.S.: Didn't add any "extra information" (how the hell do you work with that new sh**?)